What’s black and blue and cute all over? ME… at least for today. I decided to serve a little bit more prep than I’m used to, because I always like to change it up and try different styles. Staying the same for too long is boring with a capital B! Remember, life is too short, and all that nonsense.
My highly dramatic explanation aside, I generally avoid polos. They feel so boy-ish, and rarely fit my body the way I’d like. They look fabulous on people that have a little more arm and chest than I. But I ain’t even mad (yes I am). This American Eagle polo is comfortable and light, perfect for this scorcher of a summer. The light blue stripes add a tiny pop of color that will pull in solid attention.
My favorite parts of my outfit are from the waist down. Per a recommendation on Reddit, I checked out Levi’s 510 Skinny Fit Jeans, Levi’s skinniest fitting jeans. I must admit, as a tiny boy, I was nervous about whether or not these jeans would actually fit me. Countless jeans claim to be skinny fit, but they end up squeezing in all the wrong places. Is it too much to ask for jeans that squeeze my tiny butt and make it look like I actually have something back there?
I’m not saying I have Nicki Minaj proportions with these jeans, but for once I have jeans that squeeze in all the right places. I’d highly recommend these jeans to anyone that has difficulty finding jeans that are skinny enough. This is high quality denim that is definitely worth the affordable price.
Finally, I topped off (more like bottomed off) my outfit with my favorite pair of VANS. I love cats, so it was a given that I was going to buy these when I saw them. I mean, who doesn’t love lots of pussy? I receive constant shout outs for this fab footwear. If you’re not a cat person, there’s a version that looks similar… except with dogs! And if you don’t like cats or dogs there’s nothing for you here.
So what’s the verdict on my latest Outfit Of The Gay? Is this a Hail or a Fail? Sound off in the comment section below. And if you’re feeling extra generous be sure to share this blog with your friends.